Bruce’s bed is essentially covered in stuffed animals. He finds comfort in sleeping with them surrounding him. They all even have names and, according to Bruce, are all friends. Sometimes in his off time, Bruce’ll close his bedroom door and play with them.
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OMG IMAGINE Bruce and Thor get together and Bruce loves to cuddle and Thor love it too but Bruce is shy of letting Thor or anyone other than Tony(who sometimes brings tech and plays with the teddy bears with Bruce) into his room. But one day after hulking out Thor had to take him to his room and so he did and he layed him down but found all the stuff animals adorable and he though they would fell very comfy and so hey lays Bruce down and big spoons him as he also hugs a teddy along with holding Bruce gently.
Bruce Banner knows all of the words to “Baby Got Back” and will occasionally recite them to himself when he needs to calm down.
Natasha Romanoff will unashamedly steal food off anyone’s plate, except Bruce. She wasn’t sure how he’d take it until he stole chips from her during a movie night. They now share food quite a bit.
this was supposed to be wholesome thorbruce but it just turned into Only bruce angst
actual thorbruce doodles below
Today I will be saying goodbye to my pfp that I have had since the start 😭😭😭
GUESS WHOS BACK WITH THE EDITS BITHCES 😩😩😩😩😩🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
(Also anyone can use it if they like)
bruce banner theory time
we all know that many of the avengers are little shits
like bucky is a little shit, clint is absolutely a little shit, pietro (in my mind he is an alive little shit), steve is the biggest little shit of them all
BUT can we please start talking about how much of a little shit bruce banner would be??
like that man looks innocent, like he would never leave a thing out of place nevermind prank someone
but in reality we all know he would be the worst of them all
like this man would be matchmaking couples left right and centre, he’d be the one who sets up the glitter bombs above doors and gets JARVIS to blast barbie girl in the lab when tony has fallen asleep
this man would be the reason bucky and clint got their shit together, why tony and steve have stopped tiptoeing around each other, nobody knows what he said to natasha or maria but suddenly that’s a thing
and he would have thor, this giant god of a man, wrapped around his little finger, and yknow how he would use this power? by getting him to put mjolnir on top of the coffee pot so that the poor little coffee addicted avengers couldn’t get their fix of caffeine in the morning
(we all know thor was whipped for bruce)
like cmon y’all are SLEEPING on this
So some time late last year, @funky-little-lesbien and I were talking about confusion arising from courting rituals in different cultures. And she had this adorable hc about Bruce braiding Thor’s hair and Thor taking it as a marriage proposal. Obviously he is smitten and refuses to take the braids out for like weeks because it’s bad luck to do so before the wedding and… yes.
@strange-creations was kind enough to realize this for me, thank you so very much!
Bruce has a request to make of Thor, and Thor has a promise for Bruce to keep.
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Or: Bruce wants Thor to help him calm down after Hulking out, and Thor just wants Bruce to stay safe.
(Technically written to take place during Infinity War as I am holding onto the hope that these two interact at least once during this film-)
Yo someone needs to hit me with that gammahammer content, or I'm about to just make stuff all on my lonesome 😂
bruce when thor tells him he located his brother loki and he's going to be "crashing at our place until he gets back on his feet" but he knows loki is gonna do poppers in their bathroom and never leave:
Thor, about the wedding with Bruce: I remember, during the service he was crying so hard, he couldn't even say the words "I do". Have you ever seen someone cry so much?
Loki: That was you, idiot, and no
Natasha: That's a great outfit, Thor
Natasha: I bet it would look even better on Bruce's floor
Bruce: Are you hitting on Thor... for me?